MITCH THE BITCH

I just can't take this anymore. MITCH TRUBISKY is an embarrassment to football, the CHICAGO BEARS and their loyal-to-a-fault fans like me. He is a pouty whiny bitch who wants the televisions turned off at halas hall so he doesn't hear the bad men on tv talk say nasty things about him.............because it's tough to hear the truth about yourself when YOU SUCK.

He has contributed NOTHING to this franchise except setting it back another five years because VILLAGE IDIOT RYAN PACE traded everything to get this mutt. (but that's another conversation) He can't run the simplest of plays and gets hurt on NON-CONTACT runs from scrimmage. football is a tough game and it's not a good fit for a mama's boy who needs minute long hugs from his coach on freaking national tv!!

And now we have a mysterious hip "injury" being cited as the reason they benched mitch with just three minutes left in the game. nobody saw him go into the injury tent and no one saw him limping so badly that we would question why he is still on the field. the coaching staff is fooling no one with this bizarre story. MITCH THE BITCH sucked all night long and after the one touchdown drive, he never moved the ball past his own 36 yard line which meant the bears had no chance to win the game. hip, my ass. you were benched because you sucked.

And now we're all in the position being split personalities the rest of the season. rooting for the bears to win, of course, but not being terribly disappointed when they lose because we get a higher draft choice. OOPS, I FORGOT.  WE DON'T HAVE A FIRST ROUND DRAFT CHOICE so fans better pray that CAM NEWTON gets healthy and signs with the bears as a free agent in 2020.

enough.