The new chicago police superintendent, EDDIE JOHNSON, apparently lived under a rock the last thirty years before his recent promotion. johnson has asked residents of the jungle to co-operate with officers and help investigations. WHAT IS HE SMOKING??
the people in high crime districts are animals who HATE the police and live by the credo that "snitches get stitches" and "survival of the fittest" and there is NO WAY they help the cops for any reason, no matter what color the top cop is.
"i didn't see nuttin" "i ain't sayin s___ to you" and "we take care of our own" are the three most frequent refrains to investigators after a serious crime and johnson is not going to change that.
when one animal is killed, then the offended pack heads out to even the score, whether the new victim be man, woman or child. and then they all march in a 'peace' parade, get on the local news and blame the police for not stopping the carnage.
and the beat goes on...................................
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and from the 'exactly HOW OLD ARE YOU?' (ehoau) department: april nineteenth was the 20th anniversary of the oklahoma city bombings. culprit timothy mcveigh was put to death by lethal injection in 2001.
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more EHOAU......how about the classic movie 'FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH with SEAN PENN as stoner jeff spicolli?' well, that was 34 years ago this year.
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i see where moose hunter SARAH PALIN is telling everyone that speaker of the house PAUL RYAN'S career is over because he's not backing donald. this coming from a woman whose 15 minutes was up a long, long time ago. go away.
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time to guard your daughters: O J SIMPSON is eligible for parole NEXT YEAR and he's been a model prisoner since receiving a 33 year sentence in 2008. it should be noted that simpson has already been granted parole on several of the lesser charges.
on a personal note, oj was acquitted of the murder charge in 1995 but thirteen years later, he was found guilty of armed robbery. both decisions were rendered on the same date which happens to be my birthday, OCTOBER 3rd.
buddies with oj? i think not.
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i've never watched the entire TEN COMMANDMENTS movie or the WIZARD OF OZ.
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remember all those baseball cards we collected? well, if you have the 1952 TOPPS MICKEY MANTLE card in prime condition, it just sold saturday night for $312,000! not a bad return for a nickel investment. too long ago for you?
ok, then try the 1999 SP DEREK JETER card in
gem mint condition because it sold at the same auction
for twenty grand. just sayin'.
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how much did you pay for your first car? mine was a hundred bucks. a classy faded green 1956 ford. drove it 7 months until the a-frame fell out of it at a stop sign. then i got a 1958 oldsmobile. movin' on up.
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does TED CRUZ look a little like EDDIE MUNSTER?
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when you buy a case of pop, why isn't the bar code on the same side as the hand cutout? you set in on the moving belt at the JEWEL and the lady has to flip the box to find the bar code. dumb.
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i hate camping.
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i'm still confused over the transgender bathroom situation.
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i just found out most women under 40 don't wear pantyhose anymore. what do they wear, sox?
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my recipe for prime rib is the best. no discussion needed.
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ok, i'm done for now. HAVE A GREAT WEEK!
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