CHOKING DOGS

CHOKING DOGS!  how the hell do you have a game six elimination game on your home court and just lay down and die? in not one, but TWO quarters they only score 13 points. add to that "superstar" DERRICK ROSE's (a.k.a. MR SOFTEE) performance of fourteen points in an elimination game and they became the NBA's version of the TITANIC. 

 i've said it before but if a team is willing to give a #1 for mr. softee, just bite the bullet and pay part of his ridiculous salary and send that candy ass out on the next bus.  what's the matter, mr. softee, does your shoulder hurt? or is it your shooting hand? or your ankle? or knee? maybe your back.  YOU SUCK! 

superstars LEAD THEIR TEAMS, not disappear when the chips are down. what's that? "you could care less what we think?" well, i could care less where you play basketball but the sad part is we're probably stuck with you and your weak ass play in big games for a long time. you're simply THE JAY CUTLER OF THE BULLS.
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CONGRATS TO THE CHICAGO CUBS! 4 in a row over the east division leading NEW YORK METS to send a shiver of excitement thru all the fans from boys town to grayslake as they all drool at the prospect of the cubs being good.  can't win with only three starters and no bullpen but they do hit the ball and comebacks are becoming the norm for them. and i really like their closer.   JAVY BAEZ?  who's that?
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now get ready for the BLACKHAWKS to get physically beat down by the ANAHEIM DUCKS starting sunday on the west coast. the hawks better have their heads on a swivel because the ducks will check their mother if she gets in the way at the blue line.  VEGAS SAYS the ducks are slight favorites to win the series and advance to the finals but the hawks will counter with their speed and goaltending.   if they stay healthy, HAWKS IN 7.
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the WHITE SOX have decided that it's important to catch the ball in the major leagues and in order to shore up the worst defense in the american league, MICAH JOHNSON was sent to the minors and glue gloved CARLOS SANCHEZ was brought up to play second base.  johnson was hitting .279 but couldn't catch a cold. 

 it's interesting that the sox lineup has featured defense since the bosses chewed the ass of lame duck manager ROBIN VENTURA, with gold glovers GORDON BECKHAM and ADAM LaROCHE seeing more playing time in the field. a few of the regulars have started to hit with three of them raising their averages thirty points in the last ten days but the offense has a long, long way to go.
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does anyone care when ALEX RODRIGUEZ does anything regarding baseball stats?  i love the fact the YANKEES ignored the fact that he passed the great WILLIE MAYS on the all time home run list.
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know what else puts a smile on my face? every time i see the batting stats for that cheating bastard from the MILWAUKEE BREWERS, .248 and just six homers. if RYAN BRAUN had any stones at all, he would have returned that 2011 MVP award to the league or mailed it to runner up MATT KEMP. what's the matter, cheater? tough to hit when you're not juicing???  screw you.  

 and the best part is the brewers have to pay him (now get ready for this) ONE HUNDRED AND FIVE MILLION starting next year thru 2020. the brewers deserve every bit of this for not dumping that cheating prick when he got caught.
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it was interesting with TOM THIBODEAU coaching the bulls and he revived the club with that clenched jaw defense.  i certainly didn't agree with how he used his bench but you can't have everything.    adios, thibs and good luck in your next gig in either NEW ORLEANS or ORLANDO.

and that's it for now.  ciao