WISCONSIN BITES THE BIG ONE!

an absolutely PERFECT january for all chicago fans with regard to wisconsin sports. first of all, we find out that the milwaukee brewers RYAN BRAUN is a cheating scumbag who gets a 50 game suspension for using performance enhancing drugs during his mvp (?) season. that lovely news is followed by the WISCONSIN BADGERS once again practicing their permanent mantra of too slow, too fat & too stupid while gagging away their second consecutive rose bowl.

but the Pièce de résistance was watching the GREEN BAY SLACKERS rolling over and playing dead while relinquishing their super bowl crown as the giants kicked their asses up & down the field, despite the officials making two calls that defied logic & sensibility. the game could have been 51-10 without the help of the officials. a perfect january so far.

however, to be fair, in a major upset, a young lady from wisconsin did win the MISS AMERICA contest on saturday night. never before had a contestant participated in the formal wear portion of the competition wearing blaze orange bib overalls and an elmer fudd hunting cap with outward ear flaps. she also finished second in the talent portion by shooting 4 of 5 ducks that were released from the balcony.

for those of you that care, the patriots are 7 1/2 point favorites against the ravens next weekend while the 49ers are 1 1/2 point favorites at home against the giants.

i think that CECIL FIELDER has narrowed his choices to two teams; the texas rangers and .................the chicago cubs. i know it sounds ridiculous but the cubs might be able to sell him on the idea of leading this young team into the playoffs within two years and maybe sooner. the division is wide open and fielder is only 27, more than enough time for him to invest in a team rebuilding the right way. the rangers are guaranteed nothing with all the muscle that the california angels have signed.

did you see the unusual pairing coming up at the pebble beach pro-am golf tournament? TIGER WOODS & TIM TEBOW! (please feel free to insert your own joke at this point). what in the world will they talk about? god? i don't think so. marital affairs? nope. sex? not on timmy's agenda. it could be the first pairing ever where the only words spoken are 'hello,' 'nice shot,' & 'nice match.'

JOE PATERNO dug the hole a little deeper in his NBC interview when he stated that he 'didn't know what to do' when he was told of the sexual assault in the shower room. huh? didn't know what to do?????? how about call the police?? moron.

another guy who needs to shut his mouth: golf pro MATT EVERY is also poking the alligator by admitting that most of his everyday friends smoke pot on a regular basis. this coming from a guy who has already served a three month suspension from the tour because of his arrest on drug charges. i guarantee the ultra-conservative PGA commissioner TIM FINCHEM is listening.

it's definitely time for the ncaa to start a 4 team playoff in football which is commonly referred to as "plus 1" because it results in ONE more game for the two finalist. it's not extreme and leaves the door open for one loss teams to still be national champs. this year it would have been LSU/STANFORD & ALABAMA/OKLAHOMA ST in the plus one game.

last year would have brought AUBURN/STANFORD followed by OREGON/TCU which is a pretty good menu of semi-final football. division one has playoffs in EVERYTHING except football. the current agreement with the BCS runs out in two years so the time is now to set it up.

finally, did you hear CARLOS ZAMBRANO stated that he only had problems in chicago the last two years? MICHAEL BARRETT strongly disagrees.

adios