JUST A BUNCH OF SPORTS STUFF

 I filed a theft report with the Chicago Police Department over the weekend because I noticed that the 'W' was missing from the flag at Wrigley field but it turned out that it had just simply been replaced by a white flag of surrender.

 TEN LOSSES IN A ROW!  BACK UP THE TRUCK!! The fire sale starts soon!

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The north side sewer rats are disappearing more and more each day but even they had to cringe when the National League All-Stars were announced last week and both KYLE SCHWARBER & YU DARVISH were front and center. Who needs them??

FUN FACT: The two players named to the team from the Cubs probably won't be here next month.

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Thank the Lord that the White Sox are playing in a division where two of the better teams decided to dump salary over the winter. Injuries have crushed the Sox but they still lead the race by 6 games.

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Here's two really bad contracts for you: 

MIGUEL CABRERA, who can barely walk after numerous foot and ankle surgeries, is still owed 30 million a year for the next 4 years from the Detroit Tigers.

And number two is JOSH DONALDSON of the Minnesota Twins, one of the most unlikeable players in MLB, as evidenced by 4 teams in 4 years. A loud-mouthed pain in the ass has spent a lot of time on the injured list since 2017 but he hits long home runs in return for 20 million a year. The Twins would like to trade him but three more years = sixty million and who wants that contract from a 36 yr. old player?

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Whodathunkit??? PHOENIX vs MILWAUKEE in the NBA Finals. Suns are a heavy favorite and rightfully so.

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TAMPA BAY should be hoisting their second consecutive STANLEY CUP this week. That team is really good.

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AARON RODGERS is sounding weirder every day. I won't bore you with the interview but just read it on some media outlet.

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TREVOR LAWRENCE, the #1 pick in this year's draft, signed a 4 year deal with the JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS and the quarterback gets 3 million a year PLUS a 24 million dollar signing bonus. yowsa.

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Ok, we're done for now. Stay cool.