HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS 

TO 

JOE BIDEN!!!

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As the ballots continued to be counted at a snail's pace, you had to love the theatre of the moderators who build the tension over and over and then revealed another 1,285 votes have been counted and 'only' 223,000 remain to be tabulated. I don't know if those guys get overtime but they were worth every penny. Good stuff.

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As expected, classless donald trump refuses to concede and is suing everyone from the individual states to the governors to the volunteer vote counters in an effort to stay on the pony for 4 more years. A sad trivial human being.  P.S.   as quickly as the courts receive the litigation papers, they are being dismissed because they are "without merit." enough said.

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Demagogue: one who appeals to ordinary people and their prejudices by telling them what they want to hear, without factual information. This is EXACTLY what trump did to the American people in 2016 and they swallowed it. Now hopefully, they have learned a valuable lesson and won't repeat their mistake.

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Remember these classics? "Mexico is going to pay for the wall, Obamacare is gone, my insurance plan is bigger and better, insulin will be a cheap as water, the virus will just disappear, the doctors don't know what they're talking about, covid was no worse than a bad cold".............everything you wanted to hear. The problem was that donald trump is a pathological liar and quite frankly, more than a little on the stupid side. Good riddance to bad garbage.

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I very recently made my next set of donald trump wagers. 1) within two years after leaving the white house, Melania files for divorce and 2) he gets indicted by the IRS.

NOW THAT would be fun to watch!

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Are your brains as fried as mine with all the political commercials? geez louise. Ok, my idea is a simple one.  you get two weeks and only two weeks to air your commercials and perhaps we can regain a little normalcy.

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And while i'm throwing out ideas, how about we copy Mexico where you can only be elected president one time but your term is 6 years? That way, the president doesn't have to waste his time on re-election hoopla and can keep working without interruption because part II of that rule would forbid him from campaigning for ANYONE. No pep rallies, no zooms, no phone calls, no town halls, NOTHING. Just keep working.

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Everyone's favorite james bond, SEAN CONNERY, passed away at the age of 90 following a long illness. Suave, debonair, polished and deadly....all while wearing a tuxedo, he was the perfect anti-hero who took no prisoners.   FYI  You've probably seen all his Bond films but if you haven't seen his oscar winning role in "The Untouchables," take a night and enjoy watching the ultimate Irish beat cop JIMMY MALONE in a very crooked Chicago. Godspeed 007.

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Please explain to me in this day and age how your phone goes dead? Home chargers normally come with the purchase of the phone and car chargers are relatively inexpensive. You can plug in a charger while working at your desk or driving down the road or just chatting while sitting in your recliner at home. It makes no sense for your phone to go dead.

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And while i'm railing, how is it that people run out of toilet paper...... EVER??? Let me help you out on this one. You're going to use toilet paper EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE so get your dead ass to Costco or Sam's Club and buy the big box with 48 or 96 rolls and you're good for at least 6 weeks.

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You gotta love the election networks on tv with their high tech boards and outstanding visuals and gimmicks. Sure beats the hell out of the 'old days' when local stations used a chalk board and just erased the previous number of votes when new tallies arrived. NO, i'm not kidding. that's how they used to do it!

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Another sad goodbye to CONCHATA FARRELL, who played the wise-ass housekeeper on TWO AND A HALF MEN. She always made me smile and when she would say to charlie's brother, allen, "Careful what you say next, ZIPPY" that would always make me laugh.  R.I.P. BERTA.

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Finally, THANK YOU for voting responsibly and getting that jerkwad out of office. Now let's hope that president-elect JOE BIDEN can begin to heal all the damage that trump did to this country. 

ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND!!!!!!