A SNEAK PEEK AT MY NEW BOOK

I, too, have decided to write a book but i can't decide on a title. Here are a few that i'm thinking about: 

 "LITTLE DONNIE'S BAD, BAD WEEK"

"THE SINKING OF THE SS TRUMP"

"EVERYBODY HATES ME"

It's in rough form but enjoy the following passages as i strive to get it to my publisher, who tells me that no one will believe that one guy does all these ridiculous things in such a short time so i'll eventually have to cut some of the stories.

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BAM!!!! That sound you heard loud and clear on thursday was little donnie being punched in the mouth for the second time in less than a week by the United States Supreme Court who, in a 5-4 decision, upheld the DACA act which allows almost 700,000 aliens to remain in the united states after being brought here illegally by their parents when they were children. 

When you couple this decision with the court's earlier 6-3 vote to uphold the equal rights act for the LBGTQ community, little donnie is now apoplectic and is demanding that "we need new justices right now!!" The ironic part is that a republican judge has ruled against trump in both matters and actually broke the tie yesterday.

My nominee for the NOBEL PEACE PRIZE? Chief Justice JOHN ROBERTS who, despite being a republican appointee, has had the temerity, discipline, knowledge and integrity to LISTEN to both sides of the arguments and weigh the facts before rendering his vote, contrasting the 'rubber stamps' of the 4 other republican judges.

I applaud you, john roberts but little donnie does not.

So how does little donnie react to the decision? Rather than focus on his crumbling presidency, he stomps his feet and holds his breath and then shouts "We're not done with this yet! We're going to file enhanced papers and get this in front of the court again." You would thing a guy who just got his ass kicked twice in a week would now just focus on his re-election but little donnie the madman hates to lose. (btw, little donnie says he didn't lose on thursday) go figure.

Then little donnie got real mad twice in one day as new information released this week shows that he continues to trail JOE BIDEN in most national polls by double digits and also trails in four states that he won last time (arizona, michigan, wisconsin & florida). Little donnie snorted again and said, ALL..... yes, he said "ALL of these polls are fixed to make me look bad. It's no different than people who are wearing masks.....they're just doing it to make me look bad because the pandemic is over."

WHAT?????????? 118,000 dead and 23 states spiking.  

THE PANDEMIC IS OVER??? WHAT AN IDIOT

Then little donnie reached for the chloroquine AND the clorox AND the pepto-bismol when excerpts from his former security advisor JOHN BOLTON'S new book were released to the media and among others claims, bolton states that little donnie is 'not fit to be president' and is 'totally incompetent' and urged Chinese President XI to 'continue building concentration camps for dissidents' and bolton also wrote that little donnie was not interested in reading the daily reports, which are a must 'to stay tuned in around the world.'

Bolton also says little donnie has no historical knowledge which was amplified when he congratulated FREDERICK DOUGLAS at a press conference by stating, "i understand he's doing some really fine work in his field."  Nice compliment but the problem was that douglas had died over a hundred years ago. 

Trump, of course, says bolton's book is 'all lies and on top of that, it's all classified information" so he has filed suit to stop the national release of the book, which is due out next tuesday, June 23.

LITTLE DONNIE now heads to tulsa, oklahoma, where covid cases have spiked 90% in just the last three days but no masks will be required as 19,000 people pack the auditorium to capacity. little donnie admits that some people will get sick and so just to make sure his ass is covered, everyone must sign a waiver that says, in part, "you might get sick attending this rally but if you do, you can't sue donald trump." seriously, why would you risk your health? But the boot licking sycophants will be there, hootin' and a'hollerin.

Other topics still be considered for my book.....

Everyone who has quit is my enemy

Covid testing is over rated 

Facebook doesn't know what they're doing

Masks make me look bad

Twitter doesn't know what they're doing

Clorox is your friend

Dr. Fauci is entitled to his opinion but i disagree

and many, many more

ENJOY THE WEEKEND!