Friday, May 29, 2020

JUST FRIDAY STUFF

WELCOME TO CHICAGO, POLICE SUPERINTENDENT DAVID BROWN!! brown was brought in from dallas to run the 13,000 member department and less than a month in, boldly told reporters that his goal was to reduce annual homicides to 300 or less, a mark not met since 1957. 

well, brown got his baptism over the memorial day weekend when the jungle erupted in gunfire with 10 dead & 45 wounded. only four more months of warm weather left and you cannot control the jungle when summer temperatures arrive. As stated before, members of the jungle don't care about you, your department, their neighborhoods or even themselves. it's too late to walk back your prediction so you're screwed. did you already sell your house in dallas? As my Uncle Jack used to say, "the only way to control crime in the jungle is to keep it winter time all year around" so true.
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I was reading some campaign history the other day and found this very interesting fact: do you know that your political contribution can be used to pay legal fees if 'your guy' gets in trouble?? true story. chicago alderman ED BURKE was indicted last May by the federal government on 14 counts of corruption and to date, has racked up $800,000 in legal bills. (yes,that figure is correct) burke just simply cuts his legal team a check out of his campaign war chest, which was created by political contributions. Nice to know where your money goes.
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JOE BIDEN, what are you thinking? you look like the unabomber when you wear a black protective mask AND dark sunglasses so either lose the glasses or change the mask. jeeze. look in the freaking mirror BEFORE you leave the house.
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And on the other side of the fence, after twitter stepped on donald's pee-pee, trump's team puffed up their collective chests and proudly announced they had pulled all their advertising from twitter. ACTUALLY, (fact check--fact check! do i ring a bell here?) twitter stopped accepting political ads last year, long before they grew some stones and started to fact check trump. P.S.    little donnie got scolded again today for his tweet which 'glorified violence' up in minnesota. 
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Ya gotta love when king donald decides he has ultimate decision making powers to run the world as he sees fit. 
First, he states that local governments can do nothing without his approval. WRONG. 

Then, he tells all 50 governors that if they didn't open their states up, then he would do it for them because 'i have the power.' WRONG. 

Then he declares the he has the authority to re-open all the houses of worship. WRONG AGAIN. 

and finally, he's going to shut down twitter because they're trying to silence the conservatives and he doesn't like it. ABSOLUTELY WRONG!!! now if you live in China, Cuba or North Korea, the government decides audio-video content but not here, little donnie. maybe you'd like to consider a move?
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demagogue.  look it up.
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ALL OF US at one time or another, probably in college, have tasted that godawful elixir know as MALORT. it's normally on the bottom shelf at the local bar and has an inch of dust on the bottle. it's been described as paint thinner or jet fuel and has no redeeming value for the human race. just terrible and the only way you normally drink it is if you lose a bet, are stupid ass drunk or someone convinces you that a shot will help your cold. 

Having said all that, it's about to get worse. REVOLUTION IPA,  a locally produced beer, is putting out a limited edition (i bet) of malort that is mixed in barrels that were used to hold beer. DISGUSTING. i can see ...and smell.....the college students bent over the porcelain god already. sales start today.  $25. what a bargain.
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Baseball players are still endearing themselves to the general public, namely the 40 million unemployed by whining about their reduced income IF there is a season. This time, the owners have all the power and you better realize that soon and make an agreement.  PLAY BALL!
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There seems to be some disagreement on the numbers but between 40% and 60% of children who attend school in Chicago have not checked in online to attend virtual classes. what a surprise. 
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The golf challenge held on sunday was entertaining and raised 20 million for charity but i have just one thought after watching tom brady golf: he claims to be an 8 handicap. if he's an 8, than i'm a scratch golfer and ready for the tour. 'just sayin'
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NOW GO OUTSIDE AND ENJOY THIS BEAUTIFUL WEEKEND!!!! wear a mask and be safe. later, dudes and dudettes.


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