all sorts of stuff

ok, i have to pass on all the notes i've made the last month, in no particular order.

That collective sigh you heard this morning came from the camp of HILLARY CLINTON when the FBI decided to not charge her for her glaring misuse of her email services. clinton has been proven to be a liar during the course of the investigation but will now CRUSH DONALD TRUMP in the november election.  clinton is sleazy but trump is just unbelievable in his everyday rhetoric.

recent polls show that the ONLY republican that the anti-christ can defeat IS donald trump. all of the other former candidates, including JOHN KASICH & MITT ROMNEY would defeat her handily. shennanigans ahead at the republican convention??????

BILL GATES is donating 100,000 chickens to poor countries to stimulate the economy. here's a guarantee: not one of those cluckers make it to a farmer's barn but chicken something will be the meal of the day for a while.

hey coffee drinkers: ultra strong CUBAN COFFEE is coming to the united states soon.

is TAYLOR SWIFT as weird as i think she is?

there are 65 million displaced people in the world and more than half of them are under 18 years of age. what country takes in the most refugees?   nope, it's CANADA.

can we stop handgun violence? not until we wake up and start executing those criminals who use guns for criminal acts. i learned a long time ago that the only reason you leave the house with a handgun is to harm another human being so i think the wording of the law becomes easy. 

'you can own a handgun for home protection but as soon as you leave the house with an illegal handgun, you pay the ultimate price.'  it would take a couple of years to cull the herds in the jungle but eventually even gang members would see their destiny with handguns.

think we have problems in illinois? well, you're right. 22,000 people moved out of state in the last year, including 10,000 from the jungles of cook county.

SPAIN has come up with a new wine and it's color is blue! they call it GIK. enjoy but don't get sick on it. imagine watching that swirling down your toilet.

ON JULY 11, you can get a FREE SLURPEE to help celebrate it's 50th birthday at every 7-11.  yummy......wait, brain freeze!

and if you jump inside the 'wayback' machine, you can see a shapely girl walking on the beach in 1946 wearing the first bikini. many initial wearers were arrested for obscenity. most people i know now SHOULD BE ARRESTED if they tried wearing a bikini.

country music legend KENNY ROGERS is doing his final tour at age 77 and i get to see him at RAVINIA this month. ya got to know when to hold em......

the THREE BEST FRUITS for hydration in the summer? watermelon, peaches and strawberries.

and speaking of cool, if you can keep the palms of your hands cool while walking or working out, it helps circulation which pushes heat out of the body. a simple plastic bottle of very cold water should do the trick.

car windows and sunroom glass don't filter UVA rays so  yes, you can get sunburned driving the car or just sitting in the house.

and finally, (thank god, i can finally see my desk) we've had a banner year for ticks in the midwest and here's an easy way to protect everyone in the family.  if you come back from a hike in the woods, toss your clothes in the dryer on high heat for ten minutes. the ticks dry out and die.  same reason you should keep your grass cut real short during tic season....the sun burns them up.

game, set and match. i'm outta here.