Friday, April 15, 2016

POLITICS & MORE

I have to lead with DONALD TRUMP again because he's a public relations nightmare who obviously suffers from 'foot in mouth' disease and it re-occurs on a regular basis. a small sample of who trump has attacked include the pope, muslims, mexicans, women who get abortions, the media, MEGYN KELLY, and most recently pro golfer JUSTIN SPEITH, widely known as the nicest person on the tour who had one really bad hole on sunday and lost the master's tournament. "he choked. i know it and so does he. couldn't handle the pressure" was how trump attacked the kid on monday. like speith didn't feel bad enough already.

trump had the nomination locked up if he had kept his mouth shut for the last two months but now, with his popularity falling, he faces a brokered convention and if that happens, the republican party will derail his train in favor of a compromise candidate.  book it.

How about OHIO GOVERNOR JOHN KASICH for president?? well, hold your horses.............Just when i thought DONALD TRUMP had cornered the market on making stupid comments, kasich, when asked how he would combat sexual violence on campus, told the questioner that he would tell females to avoid parties where there's a lot of alcohol served. WHAT?  oh that's right. rapists never attack sober females. silly me.

in sports, the playoffs have started in hockey and basketball which means you'll see your other half around the end of june.

girls, here's my yearly helpful hint with the warm weather coming this weekend. the shorts and tops that don't seem to quite fit you any more were not cursed by the clothes fairy but rather the CALORIE MONSTER, who shows up each winter and broadens your horizons. 

NOW READ CLOSELY: if the clothes that don't fit today still don't fit by MEMORIAL DAY, then it's over. 1) drive straight to GOODWILL and drop off all those clothes that USED to fit you and 2) then drive to WAL-MART and buy some cheap shorts and tank tops until you decide when you're going to stop gaining weight.   and NO, you don't look good squeezed into those size 7's when you're now a 9. or 11.

got some little nephews or nieces? take them to see ZOOTOPIA, an animated film about a rabbit who becomes a police officer.  it's only 90 minutes so your brain won't melt like it normally does when watching kid movies. and there are no songs that will stick in your head the rest of the week.

i have more but i'm tired.  later.






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