Tuesday, December 15, 2015

WHAT I THINK & WHAT I KNOW

I think if you want to close the borders for SYRIANS, then we should close the borders to EVERYONE for the next five years. the government could then use that time to ferret out the bad guys living under our roof and take care of business.

i think DONALD TRUMP is a loud mouth bully.

I think PETE ROSE should be allowed into the baseball hall of fame but i also KNOW he shouldn't be allowed anywhere near major league baseball in an official capacity. i can see him now.....selling strip cards in the locker room on total amount of runs scored.

i KNOW the republicans are in big trouble again.

I know that EMPIRE is one of the best written show on commercial television.

i know that i don't understand hip-hop.

i know it's good for every motorist when gas is under two bucks.

i think that dogs are cool and cats are not.

i know that reading a printed newspaper is much better that reading it on line.

i think that the CHICAGO CUBS have stocked their roster with quality players and are ready to make a run at the world series.......in 2016.

i also know that WRIGLEY FIELD is and always will be a dump.

I know that flying first class is great.

i think the death penalty is good and a woman's right to choose is even better.

i know that nice calves and a pretty smile on a woman score points with me.

i know that coffee & beer taste bad.

i know that baseball is great to watch.....in person.

i think chicago police officers are screwed no matter what they do when making an arrest.

i know that riding my lawn tractor while smoking a swisher sweet is very relaxing.

i know i can beat almost anyone playing gin rummy except my brother-in-law roy.

i think roy cheats. 

i think winter snow should be limited to january & february and spring should be a slow season starting at the end of march and lasting at least six weeks with gradual warming.

i think it should be eighty five degrees every fourth of july with no rain.

i think people who are convicted of abusing children in any way should be sterilized as a mandatory part of their sentence.

i think drug users shouldn't go to prison. i think more rehab centers are needed in america and they should be free to first time offenders. 

i also think more prisons are needed and gang related activity needs to be harshly treated by the courts. street gangs are this country's version of ISIS.

i know that when i was a kid, paging thru the sears 'wish book' was always a highlight of the christmas season and so was the colored wheel rotating on the aluminum christmas tree.

i think state's attorney ANITA ALVAREZ will be out of a job come election time.

i think mayor RAHM EMMANUEL won't resign but probably won't run for re-election in 2018.

i know that drones scare the crap out of me.

i know that christmas decorations make me smile.

i know that mexico relaxes me.

i think that summer nights in the gazebo with an amaretto, a cigar and listening to hall of fame broadcaster VINCE SCULLY call a dodger game on the radio is pure heaven.

i think non-lawyers should be allowed to be associate judges and handle simple traffic, parking tickets and local misdemeanors to free the real associate judges to help unclog the felony court rooms. i KNOW i could handle a courtroom.

and finally, i know it's the holiday season so i wish everyone a SAFE & HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON AND AN OUTSTANDING NEW YEAR!














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