In my lifetime, i've seen a lot of great performances but none better than MADISON BUMGARNER of the world champion SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS, who clinched their third championship in just five years. bumgarner pitched 50 innings in the post season and allowed less than a half run a game over a three week period while winning three games in the series. an absolutely stunning performance by the 25 year old lefty in game 7 brought the crown home as he pitched 5 shutout innings on only two days rest. incredible.
so CONGRATULATIONS to both him and the giants.
and congratulations also go out to the CHICAGO CUBS for hiring JOE MADDON and finally realizing that it DOES MATTER who runs the ball club. JOE MADDON has had a very successful run with the TAMPA BAY RAYS, including a trip to the world series. (pssst, cub fans: that's what you play in when you win the pennant).
the front office finally grasped that SEVEN MANAGERS IN 14 YEARS, including such luminaries as DON BAYLOR, BRUCE KIM, the brain dead DUSTY BAKER, MIKE QUADE, DALE SVEUM and the senile LOU PINIELLA wasn't a good formula for winning. and now maddon gets the opportunity to right the ship that has sunk like the TITANIC most every summer for 106 years. good luck.
well, the CHICAGO BEARS accomplished something last sunday that no other team has ever been able to do. their performance was so bad in the first half that i shut the tv off and went out to rake leaves. ME! they have no passion, no pride and oh yes, very little talent on that football team. a quarterback whose face you want to punch two or three times a game, a defensive coordinator who needs a bus ticket TODAY and a head coach who has no clue on how to handle a locker room. and if i hear "well, i have to look at the tape before i comment" one more time, i do believe i'm jumping off the roof. i even took their flag down and kicked it across the deck and down the stairs to the basement. they blow.
THE CHICAGO BULLS started on a good note tonight by whuppin' the KNICKS by 25 points in the garden in new york. the key to the season is what happened tonight. limit the minutes of the starters and let the second unit contribute on a regular basis. and keep your fingers crossed on the injuries.
THE BLACKHAWKS are having problems putting the biscuit in the basket but a recent injury to COREY CRAWFORD may have resulted in the hawks finding a legit backup for the crow. lemont, illinois native SCOTT DARLING was called up from the minors to be the 'backup to the backup' but ended up with consecutive starts, winning 2-1 vs OTTAWA and losing 1-0 to the ANAHEIM DUCKS. at 6'06" & 230 pounds, he fills the net like hall of famer KEN DRYDEN did back in the 70's for the MONTREAL CANADIENS.
darling is only 25 but check out the teams he's drawn a paycheck from over the last seven years: north iowa outlaws, louisiana ice gators, mississippi river kings, florida everglades, wichita thunder, wheeling nailers, hamilton bulldogs, milwaukee admirals and the cincinnati cyclones. think darling has taken a few bus rides?
i got nuttin' else. adios
Wednesday, October 29, 2014
Thursday, October 23, 2014
ENOUGH!
OK, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. close the damn borders to people from west africa, including GUINEA, LIBERIA & SIERRA LEONE and protect OUR citizens from the ebola virus. we've already had several problems in texas including the man from liberia who lied about his whereabouts and consequently was allowed to gain entry into the U.S. shut both the front and back doors.
we owe nothing to those people and until the virus is under control, make it as hard as possible to gain entry. send as many doctors & volunteers OVER THERE but then they also get quarantined for 30 days upon their return.
i'm not sure i understand the problem of people jumping over the fence at the white house but i definitely have the solution. ELECTRIFY THE FENCE. how difficult is that? and before you start screaming about civil liberties, i didn't say the shock had to be fatal but rather a shock that would deter any person from climbing any further.
the white house fence is actually two fences. the first is about three feet high and provides a 'restricted area' buffer between the small fence and the nearly eight foot second fence. signs are CLEARLY posted that it's a restricted area so when a bad guy reaches the big fence, he's already ignored both the signs AND jumped the small fence.
the ONLY PERSON coming in contact with the big fence would be the bad guy who would get knocked on his ass as soon as he touches the metal and hopefully, that would activate an alarm and send agents and dogs to the offended area to make the arrest. am i missing something? sometimes the solutions are simple.
thought you'd wanna know....MESA, ARIZONA was voted the most conservative city in the nation while SAN FRANCISCO remains the most liberal.
is it just me or is MINDY KALING as untalented as i think she is?
thinking about asking the boss for a raise? well, here's a guideline for you: BRITTNEY SPEARS works just two nights a week and PLANET HOLLYWOOD just raised her salary. now they pay her a million a week, which is a 50% raise over her previous salary. for 2 nights of work. please let me know what your employer's reaction is to your request for a two day work week & a 50% raise.
a woman in florida died of injuries suffered when the passenger air bag in her honda blew shards of metal into her face & neck when she was in a head-on collision. how bad were the injuries? the highway patrol initially investigated her injuries as an attempted homicide because the 4 cuts on her neck look like someone had slashed her with a knife.
in a case of terribly bad timing, the woman received a letter from honda the week AFTER the accident warning her about the dangers of the passenger air bag.
OSCAR PISTORIOUS is the luckiest man in the world. the olympian, after shooting his girlfriend to death thru a closed bathroom door on valentine's day 2013, then concocted a ridiculous story about how he thought it was a burglar who was hiding so he opened fire despite having the 'burglar' trapped. a simple 911 call works for me.
i can tell you this after 25 years as a cop.....not too many burglars hide in the bathroom where the only way out is thru a second floor window. burglars run away, they don't hide.
in australia, there are no juries.....just a judge deciding your fate after hearing your case and in a scene eerily similiar to O.J.'s trial, oscar was found not guilty of the murder charges and only received 5 years for 'negligence' plus he'll be eligible for parole in just 10 months. incredible.
adios for now
we owe nothing to those people and until the virus is under control, make it as hard as possible to gain entry. send as many doctors & volunteers OVER THERE but then they also get quarantined for 30 days upon their return.
i'm not sure i understand the problem of people jumping over the fence at the white house but i definitely have the solution. ELECTRIFY THE FENCE. how difficult is that? and before you start screaming about civil liberties, i didn't say the shock had to be fatal but rather a shock that would deter any person from climbing any further.
the white house fence is actually two fences. the first is about three feet high and provides a 'restricted area' buffer between the small fence and the nearly eight foot second fence. signs are CLEARLY posted that it's a restricted area so when a bad guy reaches the big fence, he's already ignored both the signs AND jumped the small fence.
the ONLY PERSON coming in contact with the big fence would be the bad guy who would get knocked on his ass as soon as he touches the metal and hopefully, that would activate an alarm and send agents and dogs to the offended area to make the arrest. am i missing something? sometimes the solutions are simple.
thought you'd wanna know....MESA, ARIZONA was voted the most conservative city in the nation while SAN FRANCISCO remains the most liberal.
is it just me or is MINDY KALING as untalented as i think she is?
thinking about asking the boss for a raise? well, here's a guideline for you: BRITTNEY SPEARS works just two nights a week and PLANET HOLLYWOOD just raised her salary. now they pay her a million a week, which is a 50% raise over her previous salary. for 2 nights of work. please let me know what your employer's reaction is to your request for a two day work week & a 50% raise.
a woman in florida died of injuries suffered when the passenger air bag in her honda blew shards of metal into her face & neck when she was in a head-on collision. how bad were the injuries? the highway patrol initially investigated her injuries as an attempted homicide because the 4 cuts on her neck look like someone had slashed her with a knife.
in a case of terribly bad timing, the woman received a letter from honda the week AFTER the accident warning her about the dangers of the passenger air bag.
OSCAR PISTORIOUS is the luckiest man in the world. the olympian, after shooting his girlfriend to death thru a closed bathroom door on valentine's day 2013, then concocted a ridiculous story about how he thought it was a burglar who was hiding so he opened fire despite having the 'burglar' trapped. a simple 911 call works for me.
i can tell you this after 25 years as a cop.....not too many burglars hide in the bathroom where the only way out is thru a second floor window. burglars run away, they don't hide.
in australia, there are no juries.....just a judge deciding your fate after hearing your case and in a scene eerily similiar to O.J.'s trial, oscar was found not guilty of the murder charges and only received 5 years for 'negligence' plus he'll be eligible for parole in just 10 months. incredible.
adios for now
Monday, October 20, 2014
WEEKEND FOLLIES
THE stench at SOLDIER FIELD on sunday was terrible. i never knew that the rotting flesh of a bear could be that bad. combine that with the hopes & dreams of a season going up in smoke and it was not a very pleasant place to be.
THE CHICAGO BEARS proved on sunday that they are a really soft football team that plays without passion and has ZERO chance at making the playoffs and might not even see 8-8 for the season. JAY CUTLER, rather than being the answers to all of our worries has become the worry itself. he simply sucks and has still yet to take responsibility when speaking to the media. bad.
KYLE LONG was upset about the fans booing at halftime after the bears gave us 30 listless minutes and said it was "unacceptable" for the fans to boo like that. HEY JAGWAD, let me tell you what's unacceptable. it's when you spend the better part of the half looking at the sky and the defensive line of MIAMI is running thru your spot like open tolling on the edens and you have cleat impressions on your chest. real bad.
JARED ALLEN benched in the second half. deservedly so.
JEREMIAH RATLIFFE? awesome performance but unfortunately, it was a solo performance.
is SEATTLE suffering from super bowl hangover? 3-3 after six games and following in the footsteps of many previous champs who struggled to make the playoffs.
NFC playoff teams for this year? now that i've had a six week peek, here they are: detroit, green bay, dallas, philadelphia, arizona and whoever floats to the top in the absolutely dreadful nfc south. seattle stays home.
the AFC will bring the following 6 teams to the dance: patriots, colts,ravens & denver being the slam dunks and add two wild cards in the bengals & chargers.
ok, listen up because you won't see this very often in this column. NOTRE DAME played a hell of a football game on saturday night before bowing to the defending nation champion FLORIDA STATE SEMINOLES 31-27. and no, despite COACH BRIAN KELLY'S rantings, they didn't get screwed by the officials at the end of the game. even irish apologist and former coach LOU HOLTZ said it was offensive pass interference. the irish will learn that you have to play all 60 minutes every game and will be monsters NEXT year.
i know i've said it before but how strong is the SEC? 4 of the top 5 ranked teams in the nation are from the SEC WEST but the unfortunate part is that ALABAMA plays AUBURN & MISSISSIPPI plays MISSISSIPPI STATE next month which will probably knock two of those teams out of the playoffs and allow MICHIGAN STATE & OREGON to sneak in the back door if they hold serve because their one loss was early in the season.
the CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS are off & running with 7 of a possible 8 points in the first four games. they are loaded for bear and will need every bit of it to survive the western conference playoffs.
do you believe DERRICK ROSE is healthy? i do but please do something with that hairdo. jesus. later.
THE CHICAGO BEARS proved on sunday that they are a really soft football team that plays without passion and has ZERO chance at making the playoffs and might not even see 8-8 for the season. JAY CUTLER, rather than being the answers to all of our worries has become the worry itself. he simply sucks and has still yet to take responsibility when speaking to the media. bad.
KYLE LONG was upset about the fans booing at halftime after the bears gave us 30 listless minutes and said it was "unacceptable" for the fans to boo like that. HEY JAGWAD, let me tell you what's unacceptable. it's when you spend the better part of the half looking at the sky and the defensive line of MIAMI is running thru your spot like open tolling on the edens and you have cleat impressions on your chest. real bad.
JARED ALLEN benched in the second half. deservedly so.
JEREMIAH RATLIFFE? awesome performance but unfortunately, it was a solo performance.
is SEATTLE suffering from super bowl hangover? 3-3 after six games and following in the footsteps of many previous champs who struggled to make the playoffs.
NFC playoff teams for this year? now that i've had a six week peek, here they are: detroit, green bay, dallas, philadelphia, arizona and whoever floats to the top in the absolutely dreadful nfc south. seattle stays home.
the AFC will bring the following 6 teams to the dance: patriots, colts,ravens & denver being the slam dunks and add two wild cards in the bengals & chargers.
ok, listen up because you won't see this very often in this column. NOTRE DAME played a hell of a football game on saturday night before bowing to the defending nation champion FLORIDA STATE SEMINOLES 31-27. and no, despite COACH BRIAN KELLY'S rantings, they didn't get screwed by the officials at the end of the game. even irish apologist and former coach LOU HOLTZ said it was offensive pass interference. the irish will learn that you have to play all 60 minutes every game and will be monsters NEXT year.
i know i've said it before but how strong is the SEC? 4 of the top 5 ranked teams in the nation are from the SEC WEST but the unfortunate part is that ALABAMA plays AUBURN & MISSISSIPPI plays MISSISSIPPI STATE next month which will probably knock two of those teams out of the playoffs and allow MICHIGAN STATE & OREGON to sneak in the back door if they hold serve because their one loss was early in the season.
the CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS are off & running with 7 of a possible 8 points in the first four games. they are loaded for bear and will need every bit of it to survive the western conference playoffs.
do you believe DERRICK ROSE is healthy? i do but please do something with that hairdo. jesus. later.
Monday, October 6, 2014
ok, ladies, your turn to laugh at the boys. i've been saving these until i had enough.
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JIM RIVERS of HAZARD, KENTUCKY was arrested for DUI for driving his newly purchased car in reverse down a state highway. rivers had just purchased the vehicle for five hundred dollars "as is" which apparently means you only get two tires. when asked why he was driving in reverse (at 30 mph), rivers stated that his new car was just too hard to steer going forward with no tires.
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PETE ZRBA of NEW JERSEY was arrested for burglary when police found him inside a fenced in new car parking lot being tossed around by a ninety pound doberman. zrba said he wasn't there to steal but rather to play with the dog. zrba'a problems started when he hit the ground on the wrong side of the fence and the dog came out from under a car. in addition, zrba only weighs 115 pounds.
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JIM SHAYS of PHOENIX got in trouble when he was showing his friends in his back yard how good he was as a 'quick draw' artist when he shot himself in the foot ........(get ready for this one) TWICE! shays apparently grazed himself the first time when his finger caught on the trigger while drawing and it discharged and then got mad when his friends started to trash talk so he got back up, drew the weapon again and promptly put a .44 caliber round right through the middle of his right foot. so what's the problem? turns out jim is a two time convicted felon and owning guns & ammo is a big no-no.
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BERNARD BARNARD of ORLANDO(no, i didn't make up this name)told everyone at the local SUBWAY that he had a gun and came behind the counter as the employees backed into a corner. one employee opened the cash register but the 400 pound barnard was only interested in the bread & meats and didn't take a dime.
after emptying the front display case of all the meat and the bread warmer of 25 loaves, he ran out the front door. the police arrived and were told barnard had headed west. they found first one loaf on the sidewalk and then a half block later, another and then ....well, you get the picture. the trail of loaves ended by an askew sewer cover and barnard was found sitting at the bottom of the ladder enjoying his cold cuts in the sewer.
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WILLIAM JEFFERS was arrested in CLEVELAND trying to use bogus tickets to enter a ball game that he made at home on his computer. a sharp ticket agent saw that INDIANS was spelled INDIENS and notified security.
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HANS DIMITRI of LOS ANGELES was arrested for shoplifting when a butcher watching thru the two-way glass saw dimitri stuff some steaks down the front of his pants. when the officers happened to bring up the mirror, hans was stunned. "i thought they put that mirror there so women could check their hair and makeup."
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and finally, LAMONE STAGS (again, not made up) of CHICAGO got in big trouble for impersonating a police officer when he honked his horn repeatedly and forced a car to the side of the road. wearing a white shirt & tie, stags walked up to the second car and flashed a badge while identifying himself as a police officer and told the driver that he had gone thru a stop sign and he would have to post a cash bond to be released.
the driver gave stags fifty bucks and stags told him to stay in the car while he writes him up. the driver obeyed and as stags returned to give him the ticket (from a old ticket book he found in a dumpster) 3 chicago squads came screaming up to the scene. turns out stags had stopped the DISTRICT COMMANDER of area 9 who was on his way in to work. this was stags' 4th arrest for the same offense.
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AIN'T US MEN PRETTY SHARP? bye for now
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JIM RIVERS of HAZARD, KENTUCKY was arrested for DUI for driving his newly purchased car in reverse down a state highway. rivers had just purchased the vehicle for five hundred dollars "as is" which apparently means you only get two tires. when asked why he was driving in reverse (at 30 mph), rivers stated that his new car was just too hard to steer going forward with no tires.
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PETE ZRBA of NEW JERSEY was arrested for burglary when police found him inside a fenced in new car parking lot being tossed around by a ninety pound doberman. zrba said he wasn't there to steal but rather to play with the dog. zrba'a problems started when he hit the ground on the wrong side of the fence and the dog came out from under a car. in addition, zrba only weighs 115 pounds.
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JIM SHAYS of PHOENIX got in trouble when he was showing his friends in his back yard how good he was as a 'quick draw' artist when he shot himself in the foot ........(get ready for this one) TWICE! shays apparently grazed himself the first time when his finger caught on the trigger while drawing and it discharged and then got mad when his friends started to trash talk so he got back up, drew the weapon again and promptly put a .44 caliber round right through the middle of his right foot. so what's the problem? turns out jim is a two time convicted felon and owning guns & ammo is a big no-no.
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BERNARD BARNARD of ORLANDO(no, i didn't make up this name)told everyone at the local SUBWAY that he had a gun and came behind the counter as the employees backed into a corner. one employee opened the cash register but the 400 pound barnard was only interested in the bread & meats and didn't take a dime.
after emptying the front display case of all the meat and the bread warmer of 25 loaves, he ran out the front door. the police arrived and were told barnard had headed west. they found first one loaf on the sidewalk and then a half block later, another and then ....well, you get the picture. the trail of loaves ended by an askew sewer cover and barnard was found sitting at the bottom of the ladder enjoying his cold cuts in the sewer.
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WILLIAM JEFFERS was arrested in CLEVELAND trying to use bogus tickets to enter a ball game that he made at home on his computer. a sharp ticket agent saw that INDIANS was spelled INDIENS and notified security.
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HANS DIMITRI of LOS ANGELES was arrested for shoplifting when a butcher watching thru the two-way glass saw dimitri stuff some steaks down the front of his pants. when the officers happened to bring up the mirror, hans was stunned. "i thought they put that mirror there so women could check their hair and makeup."
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and finally, LAMONE STAGS (again, not made up) of CHICAGO got in big trouble for impersonating a police officer when he honked his horn repeatedly and forced a car to the side of the road. wearing a white shirt & tie, stags walked up to the second car and flashed a badge while identifying himself as a police officer and told the driver that he had gone thru a stop sign and he would have to post a cash bond to be released.
the driver gave stags fifty bucks and stags told him to stay in the car while he writes him up. the driver obeyed and as stags returned to give him the ticket (from a old ticket book he found in a dumpster) 3 chicago squads came screaming up to the scene. turns out stags had stopped the DISTRICT COMMANDER of area 9 who was on his way in to work. this was stags' 4th arrest for the same offense.
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AIN'T US MEN PRETTY SHARP? bye for now
Thursday, October 2, 2014
BREAKING NEWS
in a MAJOR SETBACK for women, the head of the secret service has resigned following several major incidents regarding the safety of PRESIDENT OBAMA.
director JULIA PIERSON handed in her resignation after her incompetence became national news following several serious threats to the president, including the deranged veteran entering the white house last week and reaching the east room just 4 minutes after the president had left the building. makes you wonder exactly what she did to last 30 years in the secret service.
pierson was the first woman to head the service and lasted just 18 months on the job but screwed it up royally, putting the president at risk several times including a construction worker riding an elevator with the president while armed with a handgun.
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watch 20/20 this friday on ABC for an interesting feature on a punk from johnsburg, il. named Mario who was convicted of murder. there are many twists & turns in the case which sent him to prison for 38 years.
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if you didn't like the weather for the last two weeks of september, there is something seriously wrong with you.
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and now EBOLA has reached the united states. a man returning from WEST AFRICA is confined to a dalls hospital and is in critical condition. more than three thousand people have died in africa over the last 4 months and now the highly contagious disease has reached our borders. keep your fingers crossed.
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the jerk who set fire to the AURORA RADAR STATION should be tried as a terrorist and executed as such if convicted. and don't give me any of this crap that 'he didn't know what he was doing' when he goes to court. nobody can read his mind on the day of the incident but the intent was obvious. over a hundred million dollars was lost by the air lines because of the fires.
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adios for now
director JULIA PIERSON handed in her resignation after her incompetence became national news following several serious threats to the president, including the deranged veteran entering the white house last week and reaching the east room just 4 minutes after the president had left the building. makes you wonder exactly what she did to last 30 years in the secret service.
pierson was the first woman to head the service and lasted just 18 months on the job but screwed it up royally, putting the president at risk several times including a construction worker riding an elevator with the president while armed with a handgun.
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watch 20/20 this friday on ABC for an interesting feature on a punk from johnsburg, il. named Mario who was convicted of murder. there are many twists & turns in the case which sent him to prison for 38 years.
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if you didn't like the weather for the last two weeks of september, there is something seriously wrong with you.
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and now EBOLA has reached the united states. a man returning from WEST AFRICA is confined to a dalls hospital and is in critical condition. more than three thousand people have died in africa over the last 4 months and now the highly contagious disease has reached our borders. keep your fingers crossed.
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the jerk who set fire to the AURORA RADAR STATION should be tried as a terrorist and executed as such if convicted. and don't give me any of this crap that 'he didn't know what he was doing' when he goes to court. nobody can read his mind on the day of the incident but the intent was obvious. over a hundred million dollars was lost by the air lines because of the fires.
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adios for now
Wednesday, October 1, 2014
ALL AROUND SPORTS
Just to make sure, I had to wait for the pirate/giant playoff game to be finished but finally that 8-0 snoozefest is over as the GIANTS beat the crap out of the pirates IN PITTSBURGH.....
HOW ABOUT THAT KANSAS CITY/OAKLAND WILD CARD GAME on tuesday night? what a playoff game! manager NED YOST is out of his mind.....lifting BIG GAME JAMES shields after only 88 pitches and having his runner steal third with one out but he got away with it in a scintillating 9-8 victory in 14 innings. STOLEN BASES, BUNTS, HIT & RUNS.....just like the baseball i grew up with. a nice change of pace but yost is still out of his mind.
i'm happy for BILLY BUTLER. many years with terrible kansas city teams but now he gets a chance to shine in the NLDS.........good luck billy!
oakland general manager BILLY BEANE learned a tough lesson. when you go "all in" don't do it with 5 former cubs on your roster. the kiss of death to many teams over the years was having too many former north siders on your team and when you have 20% of your roster loaded with former cubs, you are simply doomed to fail.
rule of thumb: the CUBS SUCK and they have for 565 years. you have to be very careful when melding that poison on your team.
ADAM DUNN says he's retiring. i wish he had retired 4 freaking years ago. an absolute waste of 56 million dollars. he sucked for all 4 years with the WHITE SOX.
i knew it! CHRIS SALE & ROBIN VENTURA got into a shouting match last week which was heard all the way from his office to the dugout. let's see who wins this tug of war. the manager with no fucking brains or the franchise pitcher. fuck robin ventura.
why hasn't ronald belasario been released?
good luck to GORDON BECKHAM & ALEJANDRO DE AZA in the playoffs. two decent guys with limited baseball skills go to the post season. i hope they tear it up.
who do you like for a better comeback year.....KOBE BRYANT or DERRICK ROSE? tough question.
JAY CUTLER is a stone loser. oh, did i already say that?
did the USA blow in the ryder cup or what? it's quite obvious that the europeans have taken center stage in golf and are in good shape for the next 10 years. the three day event was over after day two.
and no, TIGER would not have made a difference.
want to make some easy money with your bookie? simply lay the points to illinois every week and line up at the pay window on monday. the "fighting illini" are simply awful and have no chance in most football games. THIS WEEK, purdue gets 10 points in champaign. you know what to do.
you want the toughest conference in college football? ok, that was too easy because we all know it's the SEC. but how about the toughest division? the SEC WEST has 6 teams total and 5 of them are ranked in the top 15. that's right, 33% of the best teams in the country are from one DIVISION in a conference. incredible.
and did i mention that LSU's graduation rate for athletes is HIGHER than the vaunted university of illinois? absolute fact.
i'm spent. adios
HOW ABOUT THAT KANSAS CITY/OAKLAND WILD CARD GAME on tuesday night? what a playoff game! manager NED YOST is out of his mind.....lifting BIG GAME JAMES shields after only 88 pitches and having his runner steal third with one out but he got away with it in a scintillating 9-8 victory in 14 innings. STOLEN BASES, BUNTS, HIT & RUNS.....just like the baseball i grew up with. a nice change of pace but yost is still out of his mind.
i'm happy for BILLY BUTLER. many years with terrible kansas city teams but now he gets a chance to shine in the NLDS.........good luck billy!
oakland general manager BILLY BEANE learned a tough lesson. when you go "all in" don't do it with 5 former cubs on your roster. the kiss of death to many teams over the years was having too many former north siders on your team and when you have 20% of your roster loaded with former cubs, you are simply doomed to fail.
rule of thumb: the CUBS SUCK and they have for 565 years. you have to be very careful when melding that poison on your team.
ADAM DUNN says he's retiring. i wish he had retired 4 freaking years ago. an absolute waste of 56 million dollars. he sucked for all 4 years with the WHITE SOX.
i knew it! CHRIS SALE & ROBIN VENTURA got into a shouting match last week which was heard all the way from his office to the dugout. let's see who wins this tug of war. the manager with no fucking brains or the franchise pitcher. fuck robin ventura.
why hasn't ronald belasario been released?
good luck to GORDON BECKHAM & ALEJANDRO DE AZA in the playoffs. two decent guys with limited baseball skills go to the post season. i hope they tear it up.
who do you like for a better comeback year.....KOBE BRYANT or DERRICK ROSE? tough question.
JAY CUTLER is a stone loser. oh, did i already say that?
did the USA blow in the ryder cup or what? it's quite obvious that the europeans have taken center stage in golf and are in good shape for the next 10 years. the three day event was over after day two.
and no, TIGER would not have made a difference.
want to make some easy money with your bookie? simply lay the points to illinois every week and line up at the pay window on monday. the "fighting illini" are simply awful and have no chance in most football games. THIS WEEK, purdue gets 10 points in champaign. you know what to do.
you want the toughest conference in college football? ok, that was too easy because we all know it's the SEC. but how about the toughest division? the SEC WEST has 6 teams total and 5 of them are ranked in the top 15. that's right, 33% of the best teams in the country are from one DIVISION in a conference. incredible.
and did i mention that LSU's graduation rate for athletes is HIGHER than the vaunted university of illinois? absolute fact.
i'm spent. adios
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