A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING

GOVERNOR QUINN signed the medical marijuana bill today. suddenly, i'm not feeling very well.i think i need a prescription from my doctor.

 

gotta love the governor stopping the paychecks of the legislators who won't do their job and hammer out the pension/budget problem. good for him.

 

when LISA MADIGAN anoounced she wasn't going to run for governor, the large sigh of relief that eveyone heard was from BILL DALEY, who was going to get crushed if she ran. he now looms as the favorite against quinn.

 

i would say that JUDGE MICHAEL RUSSO  did his job when he sentenced kidnapper/rapist/molester ARIEL CASTRO to life PLUS a thousand years for keeping three young ladies prisones for eleven years. well done.

 

castro will have to spend his life in solitary confinement because releasing him into general population would surely mean death for him. prison officials, however, do have the right to 'experiment' with him in general population.  sounds like a good idea to me.  experiment and then take your lunch break.

 

speaking of prisoners.....the luckiest man in the world, O.J. SIMPSON, was granted parole on a few of the charges that sent him to prison and although he has more time to serve on some gun related charges, he might be released in just 4 more years.  why??? because simpson HAS NO PRIOR CONVICTIONS, that's why.  isn't that enough to make you vomit? only an incompetent prosecution team spared him the gas chamber for murdering his ex-wife.

 

FYI.....simpson receives $25,000 PER MONTH from his nfl pension and that money can't be touched in a civil suit. simpson can't receive the money while he's in prison so if he walks out after 8 years, he'll have 2.4 MILLION plus interest waiting for him. gag me.

 

girls, if you're overweight....don't wear red pants. or bright yellow ones.

 

and a reminder....if your shorts are still too tight in august, you're NOT going to lose the weight you gained last winter so donate them to goodwill and go buy clothes that fit. sheeeeeeeeesh!

 

guys....avoid your ten year old t-shirts from 40 pounds ago. nobody wants to watch your belly non-stop

 

ok, let's play "guess the population makeup" of detroit.

a few clues for you to piece together the puzzle. here we go.

they recently filed bankruptcy

the city is 18 BILLION in debt

1/2 of all property owners didn't pay their taxes in 2011

population has declined with every census over the last 60 years

 the  city has been labeled "the world's largest ghetto"

33%  of all mothers are unmarried

there are 78,000 abandoned buildings

16% unemployment

ranked #2 in homocides per capita

and 83% of the population is

a)black

b)white

c)hispanic

i trust you to pick the correct answer.

 

have a great week!