Monday, October 15, 2012

ASSORTED THOUGHTS FOR YOU

first of all, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to all cub fans as it was nine years ago yesterday when my good friend, STEVE BARTMAN, changed the momentum of game six of the nlcs when he LEGALLY attempted to catch a foul ball down the left field line. he is forever my hero.

speaking of the cubs, a recent poll of national sportwriters put the cubs as the worst team in the league for NEXT YEAR with colorado finishing second. 
"by far, the worst team in the last 30 years in MLB" said one scribe, "they simply have no players other than castro & rizzo." when asked how many games the cubs would lose in 2013, the consensus of 18 reporters was 112!    be still my heart.

the WHITE SOX frustrated the hell out of their fans by doing a late september swan dive. leading by three games with ten to go, they went 2-8 and sunk like a rock.  the team was a pleasant surprise and was in first place for 113 days but the 2013 edition could look drastically different as AJ, JAKE PEAVY & GAVIN FLOYD may be wearing other uniforms.

if bears fans think that the packers' talent level has dropped off, did you see that dismantling of the undfeated texans last night? wow. we all know the bears can't beat the packers so they better hold onto that division lead because they'll lose all the tiebreakers at the end of the year.  and first place in the NFL means more than any other sport when you reach the playoffs.

the DETROIT LIONS will NOT be there at the end of the year but they are still very dangerous. beware next monday night.

JAY CUTLER is bothered by the criticism of his behavior. awwww, poor baby. just cover your face with that 15 million dollar paycheck and everything will be all right. cutler may be the biggest jerkoff in chicago since frank thomas and albert belle.

NOTRE DAME FOOTBALL IS BACK!!. at least until they play OKLAHOMA & USC on the road.

as i predicted, WISCONSIN is the best of a bad bunch and will probably represent the big ten in the rose bowl again this year.  they play in a 6 team division in which two of the teams are ineligible for the post season, ohio state and pediphile university. thus, they only have to top illinois, indiana and purdue, three ghastly programs better suited for the MID-AMERICA CONFERENCE. so despite being fat, slow & stupid, the badgers will once again head west for the holidays .....where they'll be embarrassed once again.

that's all i got.

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