sports thoughts

twenty years ago, when JIMMY JOHNSON was coaching the dallas cowboys, his punt returner fumbled consecutive kicks and even though the cowboys won that day, he immediately cut the player and stated that "when you get paid to play, you're expected to perform like a professional." his intention was too send that message to his entire team that no one is above playing at a high level. that said, lovie smith has no choice but to IMMEDIATELY release marion barber, who personally ended the bears playoff hopes by failing to fall down and stay inbounds. HOW HARD IS THAT? fall freaking down and the clock runs out. a) if he's that stupid, you don't want him. b) if he's a glory hound, you don't want him. c) if he hasn't learned the basics by now, he never will and you don't want him. see the pattern? any of the above means you dump his ass NOW.

and while we're discussing dumb asses, how about RYAN BRAUN? the "hebrew hammer" is apparently following in the footsteps of macguire, sosa, ramirez and palmiero by using banned substances to produce mvp numbers and lead his team to the playoffs. immediate denials, as usual, came from his camp which is the norm and his agent made the most telling statement: "there is no way that ryan KNOWINGLY took a banned substance." right. someone dropped it into his glass of mogen david wine......over & over & over & over again. FYI---MLB provides all players with a toll free number so they can get clearance for all supplements. too stupid to dial the number? then sit for 50 games and shuddup. too cocky and figure you won't get caught cheating? well, surprise, surprise. here's a suspension for hannukah. enjoy, you dumb ass.

KENNY WILLIAMS finally waved the white flag and used the "R" word this week which is his way of admitting he has screwed up the white sox for years too come. REBUILDING. how sad is that? the amazing part is that he's being allowed to correct his own mistakes which will take a minimum of 4 years as the white sox wallow near the cellar of the central division. adam dunn, jake peavy & alex rios will be here for all of it because WE'RE STUCK WITH THEM! three of the worst contracts in MLB that he negotiated and now HE gets to rebuild? he thinks attendance was lacking before? just wait, kenny, and you'll be seeing a lot of empty seats. maybe you can start your own section and name it the 'DUMB ASSES ONLY" section.

and what is it with cub fans?? RON SANTO finally gets elected to the hall of fame and deservedly so BUT rather than celebrate his induction, all cub fans can do is bitch and whine about him not getting in earlier. this is EXACTLY the sense of entitlement that makes most of major league baseball hate cub fans and everything to do with the north side. p.s. if you really want something to whine about, just take a close look at your ball park. it still is and always will be, a dump. and be ready to lose a hundred games this season. theo epstein this.

and finally, what is it with all these college football players going viral with their complaints when their head coach announces that he's leaving for a better opportunity? get it straight, you ghetto pieces of crap. when a man has a chance to quadruple his salary and coach in a major conference, he has every right to do that without you whining that he's abandoning you. that's the business world, not just coaching. bettering yourself and taking care of your family is life in a nutshell. you'll find out all about that the first time you appear in front of the parole board.

i have to take a sedative.